My Head Hurts

I have just woken up on the sofa covered in chips.

And the tele's on.

Apparently I fell asleep last night before eating all the food.

I am now seriously hung-over, and wondering if this drinking malarkey is all its cracked up to be.

Having said that I did win 'human darts' last night.

I knew there was a reason why I had a sore head.